All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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