It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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