yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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