So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
this just has baby written all over it
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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