Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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