He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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