PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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