Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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