I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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