I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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