How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I looked at my own cervix.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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