I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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