Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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