well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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