Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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