that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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