i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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