On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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