Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
