the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets