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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate