google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.