i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...