you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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