smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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