i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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