quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i love accidental penises.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
