If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wish i was in the wii world.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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