Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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