Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight