They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.