I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds