I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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