Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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