the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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