Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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