Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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