He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Porn is love you can see.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
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remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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