I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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