Can Purell be used as lube?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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