I molested 6 butterflies tonight
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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