worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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