Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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