My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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