So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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