Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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