He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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