Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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