Who wears a wallet chain?!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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