I must be too annoying 4 u.
that's an acceptable place to lick
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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