i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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