So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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