I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize