It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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