so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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