His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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