come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
soo... how was my night?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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