I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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