are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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