it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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